For Debbie: This is her fault.
Want balanced advice from ShrinkU? Too bad. You get lame jokes only.
Dear ShrinkU, I woke up blue this morning. What should I do? Yours bluely
Dear Blue, Shower.
Dear ShrinkU, I’m always right and yet, a colleague calls me "The Claw.” What’s wrong with him? Wronged
Dear Wrong Question, Consult a vet. Declawing is affordable.
Dear ShrinkU, This North Country weather makes me crazy. Cold yesterday, warm today. What next? South of the Border
Dear SOB, The weatherman says: Hot tamale.
Dear ShrinkU, Every time I have a guest over, my poodle humps her Pooh bear. I’m so embarrassed. How do I stop them? Blushing
Dear Blush, Tell them to take it to the bedroom. Unless that’s where you’re entertaining.
Dear ShrinkU, What do belly dancers and roller derby dames have in common? Richard
Dear Dick, Estrogen. You’re welcome.
Dear ShrinkU, I used to be round-shouldered and organized. Exercise straightened the slump, but now I'm all discombobulated. What the—?
Dear What The, You’re bent out of shape.
Dear ShrinkU, Here’s a toughie for you. I’ve lost 200 pounds. How did I do it? Weight Of World Off
Dear WOW, Easy. You got a divorce.
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